Christmas Mad Gabs


Christmas Eve 2009

It’s December, and you know what that means. Christmas Mad Gabs! 

For the uninitiated, Mad Gabs are seemingly random words that – when sounded out loud – have phonetic equivalents that are more sensible. For example, here’s one from Thanksgiving:

“Cramp Hairy Saws”… say it out loud and you get…. “cranberry sauce.”

This time, you’re on your own. Take your time and sound them out. After I wrote these holiday Mad Gabs, I tested them on my teenager. He got all but one. How many can you solve?

  • Chex knots road sting gone hand old pen fighter
  • Sin deal yoohoo
  • Acre wrist mask herald
  • Two elf dates soft grits mist
  • Sand tots word chop
  • Jean glow wall though wait
  • Hand pee haul lit eights
  • Hat pete on a cub (this was the one my son couldn’t figure out)
  • Sight burn mundane
  • Oh mall own
  • Frogs teeth thus note demand
  • A bomb in a bulls node man
  • Had vend kale lender
  • Jaw lead holes ain’t neck
  • Oh crum mall heath fade fool
  • Hit watts then I’d beet fork wrist miss

How did you do? Let me know in the COMMENTS section below. 

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Editor's note: Photo, courtesy Mike Overall
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15 thoughts on “Christmas Mad Gabs

  1. 2. THIEF ELF IF TEA HEN RABID
    3. THUG IF TOUGH THEM MADGE EYE
    4. EGG WRIST MASK AIR ILL
    5. DULL IT ELM HATCH GRILL
    6. THUG WREN CHEWS TOLL CRISP MISS
    7. THIN HUT CAR RACK HER HAND THEM HOW SKIING
    8. HOW SOFT THAW HOOD IN CENT AHS
    9. AGE EYELIDS CAR HISSED MISS SIN WELLS

    If anyone is able to figure these out, let me know the answers. Thanks.

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  3. I got the one you’re son missed! =] ….but I am missing just 1 myself!!! Sin deal yoohoo?

    Try this one: “Raw pink peep are”

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